Okay, So Not Yet.

We're not exactly pregnant yet, but I decided to start this website (or blaahg, if you will) despite the distinct lack of frijolito in my barrigita. After all, my regla hasn't come in five whole weeks, and I mean who knows, frijolito might just be creciendo, waiting to reveal itself in the form of Pink Stripe Number Two, which I have so hoped for on many occasions, hunched over, staring down at the plastic stick on the floor in front of me, only to give up when eight minutes have passed and still no sign of life.

So, perhaps me starting this blaahg is a way for me to say, "Hey, Frijolito, we're ready for you, partner, we want you to start growing so that we can sing to you, and kiss you, and hug you all right through my belly, and take pictures of how chubby you're making me, and write all about you on this here site."

Right on.