Okay, So Here's How it Went Down:

About five days ago, I took one of those One Line = Boo, Two Lines = Awesome! pregnancy test jobbies, and just the same as all the others, it gave me one line. Disappointment. But I waited until yesterday morning, and I took the other one that came in the package. I did just what I always do:

1) Open package very carefully (one time I opened it too fast and it fell in the toilet... I've done that with my Last Tampon, too)

2) Try not to accidentally go pee while you take off the protective cover and get ready to take the test (I've done this before too... Talk about a blonde moment)

3) Hold the test with the Results Window facing away from your body and pee on the test tip for five seconds

4) Wipe the test off gently and lay it on the floor

5) Wait, hunched over, for the results...

6) Get all "I knew it. Lame." when there's only one line

BUT WAIT! There were TWO LINES! But... wait... is that a second line? It's a lot fainter than the other one. That other one shows up no matter what, so it's bound to be bright and solid. Let's look at the test directions... Nope, in the picture they're the same intensity, but then again it's just a drawing, it isn't a photo or anything.

I stewed over this crap all day. Here's a (blurry) picture of the evidence:



Then that afternoon, I thought, okay, this is going to take some Googling.

Sweet.

We went and bought the twenty-dollar tests that tell you straight up "Pregnant" or "NotPregnant" and as you saw from yesterday, we're Pregnant!

Frijolito! You're finally here!